- All the things that make me crazy in JAMAICA
- The line to get into Montego Bay airport and the crazy unorganized taxi services when the doors open up
- The Landsharks on Negril beach - they don't take NO very well sometimes, never give your wrist up to a land shark or you will be tagged
- The sand fleas when the sun goes down - talk about itchy legs
- The wild motorcycle taxi services - hold on tight, enjoy the ride and hope I don't see you in the hospital
- The condition of the roads - potholes as big as vehicles and when it rains they disappear and become deadly road hazards
- The POLICE roadblocks - 3:00 roadblock as Bob Marley described in one of his songs
- The local musical talent that is not discovered
- The Jamaican currency - there is a black market if you are willing to go behind a structure in an abandoned alleyway
- Do you know the dogs in Jamaica look both ways before they cross the street?
- The ACKEE tree - if you eat the fruit before its time, it can be fatal
- The sparing use of ice cubes at any restaurant you go to, there's like a shortage or something